Oppo is slow today

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
10/19/2015 at 16:22 • Filed to: None

Someone needs to get out of the left lane already.

DISCUSSION (11)

CB > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/19/2015 at 16:26

Fuck you, people drive too fast and I need to stop them. That’s why it’s always 90 km/h in the left lane for me.

However, I’m not the fault of Oppo being slow today. Probably.

Moves-Like-Senna > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/19/2015 at 16:28

Flash your lights or pass on the right - yes it’s illegal in many places, check if it is. In some areas like where I am, it is illegal but not enforced to pass on the right due to the issue of left lane hogs.

TractorPillow > Moves-Like-Senna
10/19/2015 at 16:30

Where I live people get lonely and drive the same speed right next to each other in all lanes. Flashing lights doesn't work because they are all on their phones. Honking doesn't work because they have their country music or rap blasting. Can you tell I can't wait to move out of the south?

46and2aheadofme > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/19/2015 at 16:46

Probably a tan Prius

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/19/2015 at 16:48

Oppo is stuck behind a prius.

46and2aheadofme > Moves-Like-Senna
10/19/2015 at 16:51

I did that a few nights ago to a Prius toodling along in the left lane on I-5 with all the other lanes open. The lady brake checked me HARD. Thank god for big brakes. I had to swallow a lot of anger and maneuver around carefully on the right (she tried to block me) b/c I had the wife and baby in the car. Grrrr.

ColoradoTaco > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/19/2015 at 16:53

It’s not a ‘fast lane’, it’s a ‘passing lane’. Idgaf how fast you’re going, if you’re not passing you’re in the wrong lane.

Moves-Like-Senna > 46and2aheadofme
10/19/2015 at 17:10

It’s frustrating as hell! I spent 4 hours in a mini convo of muscle cars doing that. We rarely got brake checked but the cars that did it had 30 year old drums (vs oldest 2 year old four disks on a Mustang GT - I was in a charger). That’s a good thing that you’re careful with them in the car but it’s so frustrating.

I find people don’t get, it’s not their ticket to get. It’s yours. I allegedly go faster than the speed limit (my friends get me to drive as we always get there well ahead of time) but I’ve never had a ticket and know that if I’m handed one for allegedly going over the limit, it’s my ticket and I have ot pay it.

Moves-Like-Senna > TractorPillow
10/19/2015 at 17:10

Hahaha, that’s the funniest way I’ve seen that put. Time to get a bro truck? That would give them a scare?

TractorPillow > Moves-Like-Senna
10/19/2015 at 18:00

I’ve really thought about getting a crappy car and giving some love bumps. The problem with that is that nobody around here cares about their tires so they are all bald. A love tap would probably cause them to fly off the road and flip several times. You know how people brag about cars being all stock? In Ga and AL that goes for 20 year old tires too. If one pops there are a surplus of used tire stores that will sell you a shitty unpopped one so that way you don't have to buy a new set.

pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/20/2015 at 04:37

i need to make one of those for myself.